Things may (or may not) include beehives, shurikens, mysterious yellow substances and utterly uncomfortable stares. This week's Virtual Console additions, while being pleasant diversions, seem largely intent on teaching you how to disperse dangerous items and substances, often to the detriment of the people in your way.
Donkey Kong 3 (NES, 1-2 players, 500 Wii Points): Shoot Miyamoto's remarkably famous monkey and woman-stealing pseudo ass, Donkey Kong, in the crotch. Does that punishment seem appropriate for the crime?
Ninja Commando (NeoGeo, 1-2 players, 900 Wii Points): You've just traveled to lovely and moderately sunny feudal Japan, and your first response is to annihilate everything. Obviously.
Size of the rom has nothing to do with anything. So when the rom is 1 megabyte then it's wrong to pirate it, but smaller is okay? If you're interested in it and play it on an emulator and do not own it, you're stealing it. Plain and simple.
_thumbnail.jpg "i am 8-bit: 2008")
(Page 1) Reader Comments
Reply
Overpriced DK and NC on Virtual Console = $14
Watching as people get ripped-off by Miyamoto because of "Sentiment for Nintendo". = Priceless
Reply
Reply