As children, we remember being horribly disappointed the first time we saw a hedgehog in real life. Where was the cobalt blue fur? The shoes? The Jaleel White-fueled attitude? Well, we learned today that hedgehogs share at least one characteristic with their video game counterpart: If one comes at your full speed, it's going to wreck your shop.
The object lesson comes from New Zealand where 27-year-old William Singalargh chucked a hedgehog at a 15-year-old boy (in a rage, we're assuming, after being on the losing end of one too many games of Hedgehog Golf). The kid was left with "a large, red welt and several puncture marks" and the faux-Sonic got a free trip to hedgehog heaven. Here's hoping he gets reincarnated as a porcupine.
[Thanks, Dan]
Sonic boom: Man uses hedgehog as a weapon
52 Comments by Justin McElroy Apr 7th 2008 7:30PM
Filed under: Culture
Tags: sonic
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Seriously, this is why I'm glad there are animal cruelty laws because they put wackos behind bars far away from me. The poor little hedgehog didn't deserve to die anyway.
The Irony of Animal Cruelty Laws...remember Tomb Raider controversies? (Hint:It's okay to kill a bunch of people as long as tigers stay unharmed)
Look at that thing, it's just a ball of awesome!
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Can I get a Brush with Fame for suggesting this story?
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From what I gather in this case the hedgehog was probably already dead before it was thrown, they are the most common form of roadkill in populated areas so it is not unlikely.
And the roadkill thing is very true. I saw one dead on a road just last week. (Seems to be a bit of road kill around my small city city though...)
But the NZ weapon of choice should be the kiwi, not the hedgehog, as its long beak could easy wound someone.
(I am of course kidding :P Animal cruelty is wrong and can be a sign of future psychopathic behviour and, unlike the hedgehog, the kiwi is a protected bird, so DO NOT take my words about the kiwi as advice.)
(Seriously, this is sad. I hope the guy who killed this poor animal gets sodomized to death)
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I don't mean to make light of this possible act of animal cruelty but I can't stop thinking about the rat-flail
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=110
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Also a rat flail isn't a rat flail if you use a hedgehog. You can make a flail out of the hedgehog but a sea spine is way better, you can do toxic damage with it.
I would also like to point out that the only reason this is here is because joystiq thought it would be funny to do a Sonic pun ¬¬
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=225
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[I don't know if this is old or if it even counts as news anywhere but slightly related? is not related to videogames at all.In all the cases in existant about X person using Y thing as a weapon this is one of the worst.One of the best was when a guy used an avocado to pretend he had a grenade,that was great]
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poor hedgehog though.
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Real life Falcon used in an Iconic gaming shout of violence.
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Seriously the visual mind image of these happening"some dude literaly trowing these thing to the kids face" is just priceles.
Now lets wait for politicians to find a way of blaming these to videogames .
(Man kils animal and hurts kid in brutal ways,says he learn it from sonic games.)
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Also, if the guy is guilty, he goes to jail for (up to)5 years.
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that's horrible
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Question, though: Didn't the pitcher prick his hand throwing? I mean, if the hedgehog were alive before being thrown, he might have reacted to the momentum. Then again, I know little about hedgehogs.
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Oh BTW...
Hey you, Poisoned Al, go home ya emotionless troll! You keep goin' on about how hedgehogs are little pests, this isn't a "I hate ___" board. Go to an animal racism site! Since those don't exist, go mess with that tiger mentioned by Saria.
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but thats off topic. real hedgehogs are awesome.
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