It's hard out there for an medieval assassin. Yeah, you always have the man breathing down your neck, tellin' you that you're not allowed to run around murdering people - but there're little hassles that come with the job that nobody tells you about. For instance, a little thing called assassin's chafe; the result of a long, warm day of
parkour in a time before Gold Bond. That wrist blade brings enough problems of it's own - how can you trust that spring loaded, razor sharp steel when giving a friendly handshake, or using a urinal?
Well, being a virtual hitman is going to get a lot easier very soon -- a patch was recently announced for the PS3 version of
Assassin's Creed which will improve the stability of the game, and fix a few freezing issues which plague the title. We're sure Altair would also appreciate it if they would fix that
duplicity bug and the far more disturbing "
humping guard" glitch. Nothing can ruin your day quite like a sex-crazed sentinel.
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Dear god.
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BTW will this patch fix nasty tearing problems in PS3 version?
http://www.gamersyde.com/leech_5418_en.html
http://www.gamersyde.com/leech_5356_en.html
I'm gonna... go wash my eyes with soap now.
Seems like every game has issues.. if you can find one.
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Now there IS a failure if ever I saw one.. Feature crippled and unreliable..
Moron.
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Fernando, when will you realise it's just silly defending any major corporation, unless you work for them. I mean, you don't go around saying Shell oil is better than Exxon or BP do you?
He still the same blindfolded fanboy, and despite being show FACTUAL evidence, he only lives to bash Sony and glorify Nintendo...whoever shows him the truth becomes a blasphemer..oh, I mean, Sony fanboy..
PS: Pikachu? nah dude, he probably has a Mario one...
And the PS3 only outsell the Wii last week for 3,000 units.
How about the Wii outelling the PS3 by 350,000 in Octuber here in USA?
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/15/october-npd-wii-ds-dethrone-xbox-360/
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That was a hilarious incident
You spend more time here bitching, crying and screaming than the time you should spend playing your Nintendo Wii or your 360.
I still don't get all your hatred towards SONY I don't think SONY raped you when you were an annoying and snotty child.
Sony did rape him, but that's none of our business. i know i'm known for calling people stupid and using much profanity, but making fun of a rape victims is where i draw the line.
and so should you.
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Also, the combat could be a little better, and those huts (with the yellow flaps that you hide in) on every other roof are kinda cheesy...
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It seems that these types of problems and patches seem to have popped up in the past year or two with some regularity. I'm all for improving system performance but I'm starting to agree with others that the time and money put into producing these types of glitches and fixing them PRIOR to the games release is being sacrificed in order to make the deadline. I don't particularly enjoy having to put my experience on hold in the middle of a game (or losing an hour of unsaved time for that matter) I commend Ubisoft with their response time on this but I would be even more pleased if this type of thing never happened at all! My 2cents
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No?
I do. I remember when once you sent out a game, that was it. There were far less broken games made in this "quality" era.
Nowadays you can put a piece of shit on store shelves, patch it with tinfoil and a coat of paint later, and call it a game...when infact it is still a dirty turd. Then the devs look like they really give a damn about the consumer, who bought their product, because they fixed their own piece of shit.
Anyway...gimmie my patch now, end rant/
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"That wrist blade brings enough problems of it's own - how can you trust that spring loaded, razor sharp steel when giving a friendly handshake, or using a urinal?"
lolz, come on, martin. aren't statements like that worth your time, as well?
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2308382
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oh wait...
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It got me thinking, wouldn't it suck if we had actual VR, it uploaded your head into the loading screen, then crashed? Would your consciousness be stuck in a blue-haze, infinitely large world for all eternity?
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